A letter to you

Dear Twizzlers,

Remember 100 years ago when you made those tiny little Nibs that everyone has forgotten about?  Well, the other night as I was following my husband around Home Depot, pretending to be impressed by lawn mowers, I had a distinct need for one of these tiny pieces of licorice.  One? Who am I kidding, I ate the whole bag.  So now, I thank you. Thank for inventing what I once thought was a worthless candy.  It made my night.

Many thanks,
Completely addicted to sugar


Dear Bread, 

I have figured out why people shy away from tuna fish sandwiches.  It is your fault.  No offense.  I typically don't eat bread so I guess that is why I am just figuring this out.  The other day after making some scrumptious tuna filled celery, onions, walnuts, relish and peppers I decided I would go out on a limb and put it on bread instead of eating it with a fork.  I took one bite and realized, YOU RUINED THE WHOLE THING!  I couldn't taste any of the tuna goodness, just you.  Gross.  I had to throw away my bitten through pieces and move on with the fork method.

Respectively,
Thanks, but no thanks


Dear J-Lo, 

I am loving you, very much, on American Idol.  I mean, who am I kidding, I have loved you since "The Wedding Planner" which used to be one of my favorite movies because of your uncanny ability to slick your hair back into a ponytail and look fabulous.  Besides bringing your awesome outfits and great hair to AI, I think you bring a presence to the show that it was seriously lacking before.  Also, Steven Tyler's shirts are amazing.

xoxo,
Back on the American Idol train


Dear Anthropologie, 

Would you mind putting this sweater or this sweather on SALE, please.  I have been checking your website faithfully EVERY DAY for weeks... just hoping... and waiting.  I mean come on.  It's almost spring and I need to get my cardigan wear on, right now!  Also, would you mind bringing in some cute dresses?  I am on the hunt and your spring dresses are really disappointing me.

Sincerely,
It really breaks my heart to be so stern with you


Dear Stripes,

Remember when no one would wear you because everyone said horizontal stripes are unflattering and awful?  Well you CERTAINLY made a comeback and I am on board!  The stripes I see everywhere are rocking my world and I feel I should say thank you for sticking out the hard times and making such a bold comeback.

Lovingly,
I don't care what you think about my stripes



(This idea came from Aimee who has an amazing blog! Check it out.)