I am acting out. At least that's what those people tell me. You know, those people who act like they are my parents, but don't look anything like me? They say I am in my teenage years - sleeping in until 10am and testing my limits when they tell me to "COME".
I am having fun though.
I mean, that's what she (you know, the one that thinks she is my mom) gets for letting me have uninterrupted play for 4 days with my friend Bode while she and the one who thinks he's my dad jetted off to Vegas. Then they just bring me home and leave me alone for 3 hours while they go to church?? Well, I showed her. Yep, I took this shoe right out of her closet and ate it.
This did not make her happy, but after she whined for a few hours about how those were her very favorite pair she got over it. I have her wrapped around my finger again although she keeps shutting that closet door.
I was getting hot again. My coat is so thick. Finally, they took me in to get a hair cut and she thought it would be "cute" to cut a mohawk into my hair. You know, because I am a rebel and I have awesome hair. They keep telling me how cute I look. They keep flashing that camera in my face.
They better watch out, I know where their shoes live. And since she thinks I am so smart I might just learn to open that closet door.
I promise, I am still a sweet pup. I will lose the 'tude soon, but I might keep the hair - don't I look cool?
Love,
Oliver
3 comments:
I cringed when I saw your poor shoe! What a rebellious streak your (awesomely hair-do'd) pup has! And yeah - I'd watch that closet door closely. If he's anything like my kids, he'll have it figured out before you can blink. ;o)
Amber, I love you!
I think all I can say is "Oh my". lol
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